There’s a guy I’ve had a crush on for months and every time I see him my body freezes. Unable … Continue reading Change of Tides
The beginning of a cleanse usually goes something like this: Day 1 – Your intellectual voice is calm and in … Continue reading A Note About Hump Day
It usually takes me about 45 seconds to suck down a 16 ounce smoothie. I hardly even appreciate its flavor … Continue reading Smoothies Are Out, But I’m Keeping The Juice
The Physical To look at me I seem to be an average healthy person and in a lot of ways … Continue reading So why exactly am I doing this?
I bought my first scale today. I’ve never owned one as I think they promote paranoia. It’s bad enough I … Continue reading The Stats
First and foremost let me be clear up front: this is not a true Master Cleanse. (I don’t want any … Continue reading The Plan
The Beasties had no sleep ’til Brooklyn, and now I’ve got no food ’til Halloween. Today is Friday September 24, … Continue reading In the words of my dear friend Ericka, Are you nucking futs?!